Our defective cat is now Libyan. Shiva took matters into his own paws. After keeping him awake for more than 24 hours using American, fully vetted by Alberto Gonzales, "enhanced interrogation techniques," Shiva defected to the Libyan Embassy, located next door. He showed us his fine cat butt ass, as you can see in the photos. He now insists on being called by his new Muslim name, Meowamar Kataffi. He insists that he is supreme feline leader of the Libyan Arab Jamihiriya Socialist Republic. Now he is bugging us for a pair of new Italian sunglasses. Stay tuned for new developments.
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He he he :)
He he he :)
Meowamar is now an officially designated "enemy combatant" and will be catnapped and renditioned to Kitmo for trial. Remember that, even if he is found not guilty, he can be imprisoned forever or as long as the Global War on Terrr lasts, whichever is longer.
-- Dubya
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